Big Game Hunting

Pretoria is where all the action was yesterday with 4 teams there including the one and only Bevdaas. A Bevdaas insider informs that, true to their name, half their squad made it to Hatfield last night to drown their sorrows. Although, their performance yesterday hardly seemed to affect their mood too much.

Bevdaa has found a soulmate in our very own (sometimes opener, sometimes wk) Panty Curry. They have been bonded by their shared love for bottled beverages. Short of holding hands, the two fat asses seem every bit like a puppy couple in love. And if the number of bottles one can down decides the man in a relationship, our Panty Curry definitely wears the pants in that family. Surprising, but true!

In another club in Hatfield, Chirkut Teli and his U-19 teammate Chinnu Popli were out looking for some other form of intoxication. Chirkut Teli hits on a 100 girls every night, at least 99 of whom reject him outright. Not too quality conscious, he'd take those odds any day. Although, given his batting average, I find his faith in this law of averages a little ironical. As far as Chinnu is concerned, well, God has been unfairly unkind to him and he can't even afford to be quality conscious given that he barely manages to reach the waist height of most of the girls out here. Nights end early at Hatfield by western standards, and so did Chunnu's, as expected. But, going by what I hear, Chirkut Teli was a little more successful at Hatfield than at Centurion yesterday. Overall, I think the Bevdaas are trying their best to do their owner proud, if not on the field, definitely off it.

Back in our little base, our gang of losers also went looking for Big Game, trying their luck in several different nightspots. But each and every one of them returned empty handed. Quite predictable, I thought. Imagine a group comprising Gilli Danda, Buddhiman Baba and Bubaan hitting on hot white chicks. My respect for South African girls has actually gone up a bit. At least, they know a bunch of losers when they see one. Looks like we aren't catching anything in this tournament anymore.

There's rumour doing the rounds that Lordie will be "rested" for a couple of games. The only thing holding the Phoren Posse back, so far, is the fear of a public backlash. Bhookha, Coach and Boy had a 30-minute conference call with Dildo yesterday. They have proposed the idea to Dildo. With all the bad press and public sentiment, Dildo is opposed to the idea unless they can assure him that we will win. Although not part of the Drop Lordie brigade, Skipper doesn't seem to be entirely opposed to the idea either.

Chikna Pussy joins us today. He is sure to make it straight to the batting line up. The top 4 batters will be foreign recruits. Which also means that there's still no place for Bangla and/or Junta. Phoren Babas’ rule continues.

As I mentioned earlier, Skipper seems to be taking charge now... Let's see where this takes us.